2018 Mini Cooper S Clubman review

Three engineers walk into a boardroom in Munich. Let's call them Hans, Klaus and Tilda. "Ja, it's time to design the new Mini Clubman. It must be fun and funky," one of them says. "Of course! We'll give it a set of round headlamps and weird barn doors," another chimes in. "And don't forget the interior. Everything will be circles, and there will be lots of colour."