2020 BMW X3 M Competition review: 'Outback rally' style

When I think BMW X3 M Competition, I think: bulldust. And the latter is the most evil shit in the universe. You know that B-grade sci-fi movie where astronauts collect a space rock covered in alien microbes that mutate, escape the air-locked quarantine, infest everyone on board the spaceship, and everyone involved is destined to a most terrifying fate? Well, alien microbes have nothing on Aussie Outback bulldust.